Liberal Worried That Next COVID-19 Wave Might Be Too Mild...

Liberal Worried That Next COVID-19 Wave Might Be Too Mild To Use To Push Agenda

HOUSTON, TX - Local liberal man Porter Wendell has learned about the latest COVID wave and is beginning to grow worried that it might be too mild to use to push his leftist takeover agenda.The man stated his concern that many people won't even know they have this version of COVID as it is so mild, r...

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