'Where Does Disney Get So Much Money To Push Its Leftist Agenda?' Asks Man In Star Wars Shirt Eating $12 Mickey Mouse-Shaped Pretzel

ANAHEIM, CA - According to sources, local conservative/libertarian-ish man Kyle McManus on Monday pondered how Disney has so much money, power, and cultural influence to push its leftist agenda. The man wondered these things as he stood on a bridge inside Disney's California Adventure eating a $12 M...

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