SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Liberals at Twitter were outraged this morning upon finding out almost 10% of their company is now owned by an African-American. Several have threatened walk-outs to protest the news. 'That man's foreign ways aren't welcome here,' said Twitter Programming Director Xerxie Vamoosix...
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THE ARK - God has promised to flood the Earth due to mankind’s wickedness and has tasked Noah with building an ark and taking with him a pair of each kind of animal to preserve their offspring. Unfortunately, all of the animals selected ended up being males as Noah is not a biologist. 'Let’s see her...
JACKSONVILLE, FL - Devoted parents Luke and Mary Winthrop have voiced their support for the parental rights bill that was signed into law by Gov. Ron DeSantis last week. They hope the law finally puts an end to their children being exposed to inappropriate information and instruction on sex, even th...
GARDEN OF EDEN - A lackadaisical Adam really phoned it in with his latest animal name, deciding to just call the flying bug he was presented with 'fly'.'Really? That's the best you got?' boomed the voice of the Lord Almighty. 'I gave you one job, Man. I knew I should have named these things myself. ...
