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Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American

Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Liberals at Twitter were outraged this morning upon finding out almost 10% of their company is now owned by an African-American. Several have threatened walk-outs to protest the news. 'That man's foreign ways aren't welcome here,' said Twitter Programming Director Xerxie Vamoosix...

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Apr 5 2022 · 3:59 PM
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