FLATWOODS, KY - A conservative man has reportedly boycotted every single company with ties to 'woke' political idealogy and now resides alone in a cave with his Goya Beans and MyPillow.'I have everything I need to survive,' said Brian Palmer, 57, clutching his can of GOYA-brand small white beans. 'I...
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