WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Biden Admin has announced plans for 500 million new masks which will be shipped out for free to U.S. residents. These masks will have a brand-new design feature: a small mouth hole so that people can easily smoke their government-issued crack pipes. 'We are proud of our equity...
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RICHMOND, VA - Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin, a known tyrant, has ordered his citizens to do whatever they want when it comes to wearing masks. His fascist ideals are expected to propel the state into total chaos as people begin to make their own decisions on how to live their life this March.Gov...
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a recently published press release nobody read, a movie nobody watched raised nobody’s eyebrows by being nominated to receive multiple awards at a ceremony nobody watches.'The movie was outstanding, a masterpiece of cinema sure to inspire generations of film auteurs,' said a membe...
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RICHMOND, VA - Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin, a known tyrant, has ordered his citizens to do whatever they want when it comes to wearing masks. His fascist ideals are expected to propel the state into total chaos as people begin to make their own decisions on how to live their life this March.Gov...
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a recently published press release nobody read, a movie nobody watched raised nobody’s eyebrows by being nominated to receive multiple awards at a ceremony nobody watches.'The movie was outstanding, a masterpiece of cinema sure to inspire generations of film auteurs,' said a membe...
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