4D Chess: Truckers Loot Nike Stores, Burn Some Cop Cars So GoFundMe Will Reinstate Them
OTTAWA - Truckers taking part in the Freedom Convoy have had their GoFundMe page reinstated after employing a clever tactic: burning cop cars, trashing minority neighborhoods, and looting Nike Stores to trick GoFundMe into allowing them back on the platform.Smart!'Er -- racial justice or whatever, e...
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NEW YORK - Following a slew of sexual misconduct allegations concerning staff,CNN has been forced to take extreme action to repair its image. The interim president has announced that henceforth, all CNN employees must wear chastity belts at all times.'I know everyone wants to sleep with me, Jim Acos...
CNN Employees Now Required To Wear Chastity Belts
NEW YORK, NY - ABC Studios has contracted Alex Jones for a set of ten episodes to boost the trustworthiness of 'The View' as they recover from a scandal regarding Whoopi Goldberg's Holocaust comments. Jones, best known for warning the world about gay frogs and being 100% right about almost everythin...
To Improve Trustworthiness Of The Hosts, 'The View' To Replace Whoopi Goldberg With Alex Jones
LOS ANGELES, CA - As the Super Bowl approaches, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has instituted a citywide 'hold-your-breath' order to keep people safe during the big game.'As I said earlier this week when reporters asked me why I wasn't wearing a mask at the NFC Championship game, I was holding my b...
Mayor Garcetti Institutes 'Hold-Your-Breath' Mandate In Los Angeles
