NEW YORK, NY - ABC Studios has contracted Alex Jones for a set of ten episodes to boost the trustworthiness of 'The View' as they recover from a scandal regarding Whoopi Goldberg's Holocaust comments. Jones, best known for warning the world about gay frogs and being 100% right about almost everythin...
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LOS ANGELES, CA - As the Super Bowl approaches, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has instituted a citywide 'hold-your-breath' order to keep people safe during the big game.'As I said earlier this week when reporters asked me why I wasn't wearing a mask at the NFC Championship game, I was holding my b...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden has promised to end cancer, citing his excellent record in shutting down the coronavirus. But oh no! Now everyone in the U.S. has cancer! Within minutes of Biden's announcement that he would be ending cancer, over 300 million new cancer cases were reported. It wasn...
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LOS ANGELES, CA - As the Super Bowl approaches, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has instituted a citywide 'hold-your-breath' order to keep people safe during the big game.'As I said earlier this week when reporters asked me why I wasn't wearing a mask at the NFC Championship game, I was holding my b...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden has promised to end cancer, citing his excellent record in shutting down the coronavirus. But oh no! Now everyone in the U.S. has cancer! Within minutes of Biden's announcement that he would be ending cancer, over 300 million new cancer cases were reported. It wasn...
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The Washington Redskins have changed their name, but all the other teams need to do better, too. Here's what's problematic with each team name in the NFL. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylo...
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