PHILADELPHIA - Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they say renders all national mandates and restrictions void. The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as ‘The Declaration of Independence’ by park historians who allege it details the exis...
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RICHMOND, VA - Glenn Youngkin shocked the country this week after taking office and immediately doing exactly what he told everyone he was going to do when he took office. 'Today, I'm taking office, and I'm going to immediately fulfill the promises I ran for office on,' said Youngkin to an astonishe...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is releasing new details surrounding President Biden’s plan to send free facemasks to every American. In an effort to save time, the free masks will be shipped directly to landfills nationwide. 'The science tells us that wearing a high-quality mask over your nose a...
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RICHMOND, VA - Glenn Youngkin shocked the country this week after taking office and immediately doing exactly what he told everyone he was going to do when he took office. 'Today, I'm taking office, and I'm going to immediately fulfill the promises I ran for office on,' said Youngkin to an astonishe...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is releasing new details surrounding President Biden’s plan to send free facemasks to every American. In an effort to save time, the free masks will be shipped directly to landfills nationwide. 'The science tells us that wearing a high-quality mask over your nose a...
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