WILLIAMSTOWN, KY - The wildly popular Ark Encounter attraction in Kentucky will soon be joined by a baptismal-themed log flume ride. The log ride will have guests tossed to and fro by the water rapids of sin before experiencing a 3-story drop into the water so they can be raised to walk in newness o...
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U.S. - Supermarkets nationwide are no longer selling chicken noodle soup in an attempt to combat COVID-19 self-medication with unauthorized treatments. Medical experts have grown concerned by a recent trend in the infected to self-medicate with the popular soup to feel better.White House Press Secre...
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U.S. - Understaffed and overflowing hospitals are once again facing a covid public health crisis. In response to this surge of patients, some hospitals are now denying healthcare to the vaccinated and boosted.'What we’re seeing right now is a pandemic of the vaccinated,' said Dr. Jacob Higgins. 'We ...
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In breaking news from the Supreme Court, legal scholars are suggesting that Justice Sonia Sotomayor recuse herself from the mandate case before the court, not because of any conflicting interests, but on suspicion that she's a complete and total idiot. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonb...
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U.S. - Supermarkets nationwide are no longer selling chicken noodle soup in an attempt to combat COVID-19 self-medication with unauthorized treatments. Medical experts have grown concerned by a recent trend in the infected to self-medicate with the popular soup to feel better.White House Press Secre...
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U.S. - Understaffed and overflowing hospitals are once again facing a covid public health crisis. In response to this surge of patients, some hospitals are now denying healthcare to the vaccinated and boosted.'What we’re seeing right now is a pandemic of the vaccinated,' said Dr. Jacob Higgins. 'We ...
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