‘Men Aren’t Women,’ Says Dangerous Far-Right Extremist
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - According to sources, a dangerous right-wing extremist named J.K. Rowling has taken to the internet to spread hateful rhetoric. Authorities have called for decisive action to silence the bigoted fascist before she further spreads her message. 'Men aren't women,' said the disgus...
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U.S. - In the wake of destruction left by a vicious tornado, the Biden administration is taking steps to protect residents from the real threat, replacing all tornado sirens with climate change alarms.'Tornadoes never existed before the invention of coal, think about that,' said local climate activi...
Government To Replace Tornado Sirens With Climate Change Alarms
We recently caught up with Steve in Eastern Texas. Steve is unassuming, an ordinary guy on the surface, but underneath he harbors a dark secret: he's the last remaining holdout who hasn't yet started his own podcast.BABYLON BEE: So, you don't have a podcast? Tell us about that.STEVE: What? Who are y...
Meet Steve, The Last Remaining American Who Doesn't Have A Podcast
FLAGSTAFF, AZ - Local Baptist child Paul Libbons was drafted into the Christmas choir this year and was given the lead on 'What Child Is This?' according to sources. Libbons was seen onstage at the church's Christmas choir this past Sunday bracing himself for the part where he has to sing the word '...
Baptist Kid Singing 'What Child Is This?' Mentally Prepares For Part Where He Has To Say The Word 'Ass'
