Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver
WASHINGTON D.C. - During a press conference today, Jen Psaki confirmed that President Biden will soon be visiting Waukesha to comfort the family of the traumatized SUV driver.'President Biden has a big heart, and he truly cares for hurting people,' said Psaki. 'He will be visiting Waukesha next week...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The front steps of the U.S. Supreme Court showed a busy scene as pro-choice activists played music and shouted louder in hopes Baal would hear their plea to legally sacrifice their children to him.'Choosing to pay to have our unborn children brutally torn out of our wombs and sold...
Pro-Choice Activists Play Music And Shout Louder In Hopes Baal Will Hear Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the nation’s high court met Tuesday to consider potential restrictions to abortion rights, a group of sweaty Planned Parenthood executives huddled in a conference room listening to the opening arguments, looking extremely nervous for people who were only set to lose 3% of their...
Planned Parenthood Executive Looking Very Nervous For Someone Who's Only Going To Lose 3% Of Their Revenue
U.S. - Basketball superstar and real man LeBron James has contracted COVID, forcing him to miss several games. 'Waaaaaaaaaa!' cried LeBron, according to sources. 'I got COVID even though I've been vaccinated twelve times! How could this happen?' He then collapsed on the ground in a fit of sobs as sn...
Rittenhouse Sends LeBron James Some Lemon Drops To Help Him Get Over Covid
