BERLIN - In an interview with CBS News, German Chancellor Adolf Hitler declared that anyone who attacks him or his methods is really attacking science itself. 'Why do you think all these mean, angry people are attacking you with nasty words?' said the starstruck CBS interviewer. 'Is it because they ...
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U.S. - Across the country, newsrooms are frantically working on exciting new stories to boot up a brand new news cycle and make the country forget about the Waukesha terrorist attack last week.'Some people did something, and then an SUV took a wrong turn, or something like that, I can't remember,' s...
Are you thinking about buying a gun? Ew. What's wrong with you? Gross! Just... ew. Guns are very problematic, and so are the people who use them. You don't need one. Here's why. #1) You can always count on the police to protect you: That's just a fact. Police are proven 100% effecti ...
U.S. - Inflation has been a real problem this year, and it's only getting worse. According to reports, millions all across the nation have been experiencing post-Thanksgiving dinner inflation, particularly around the midsection.Midsection inflation suddenly spiked after Thanksgiving, well outpacing ...
