AMES, IA - Local man Justin Parkinson isn't like ordinary people. He was born with a superpower. Parkinson, according to sources, has the ability to pick the absolute slowest grocery store lane every single time.'I was just born this way,' he said, shrugging, as he waited for an old lady in front of...
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PLYMOUTH, MA - Archaeologists have uncovered a 'cool' new discovery: the Cool Whip containers used by the Pilgrims to keep their leftovers after the first Thanksgiving. The 400-year-old Cool Whip containers are reportedly 'remarkably well-preserved' and still contain leftovers of mashed potatoes, tu...
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SEATTLE, WA - According to sources, local liberal activist and white woman Amy Crabtree felt extremely disappointed at the news that Ahmaud Arbery's killers had been found guilty of murder, as there was nothing left in the news to fuel her activist rage.'Yes, I want justice, but I also want to be ve...
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A lot of churches are going woke these days. From gender ideology to CRT and even worse stuff like changing the color of the carpet, churches are changing to get with the times. And it's not good, bucko!Is your church in danger of becoming woke? Look for these ten warning signs:1. Your pastor Samuel...
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PLYMOUTH, MA - Archaeologists have uncovered a 'cool' new discovery: the Cool Whip containers used by the Pilgrims to keep their leftovers after the first Thanksgiving. The 400-year-old Cool Whip containers are reportedly 'remarkably well-preserved' and still contain leftovers of mashed potatoes, tu...
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SEATTLE, WA - According to sources, local liberal activist and white woman Amy Crabtree felt extremely disappointed at the news that Ahmaud Arbery's killers had been found guilty of murder, as there was nothing left in the news to fuel her activist rage.'Yes, I want justice, but I also want to be ve...
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A lot of churches are going woke these days. From gender ideology to CRT and even worse stuff like changing the color of the carpet, churches are changing to get with the times. And it's not good, bucko!Is your church in danger of becoming woke? Look for these ten warning signs:1. Your pastor Samuel...
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