Dems Announce Plan To Call People Racist Even Harder

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Still reeling from their election losses, Democrats have vowed to adjust their strategy by calling people racist even harder. 'The real reason we didn't win these elections is because we weren't calling people racist hard enough,' said Joy Ann Reid, Democrat activist/journalist. '...

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