HOLLYWOOD, CA - Dune director Denis Villeneuve has received alarming news: Legendary Pictures greenlit Dune: Part Two. Unfortunately, now that means Villeneuve has to read the rest of Frank Herbert’s seminal science fiction novel.'Oh no!' Villeneuve exclaimed as he rummaged through his closet for th...
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AMERICAN FORK, UT - Kyrsten Fribsey, a local mom and recovering shiplap addict, reportedly began wondering if she might be transgender after she drove around town to run errands without incident.Suspicions that she may actually be a man trapped in a woman’s body began to well up inside her after she...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaking at a press conference early Tuesday, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki reminded American citizens that they would be able to afford food if they had kept the 16 cents saved on July 4th. 'As a reminder to all Americans, Biden’s robust financial policies led to incredib...
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Hey there, can I talk to you for a second? Is everything all right? Barb said she noticed you were absent from church last week, and I wanted to make sure everything’s okay. I know there were flash floods that weekend, and I heard through the prayer chain that a tree fell on your roof. But you know,...
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AMERICAN FORK, UT - Kyrsten Fribsey, a local mom and recovering shiplap addict, reportedly began wondering if she might be transgender after she drove around town to run errands without incident.Suspicions that she may actually be a man trapped in a woman’s body began to well up inside her after she...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaking at a press conference early Tuesday, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki reminded American citizens that they would be able to afford food if they had kept the 16 cents saved on July 4th. 'As a reminder to all Americans, Biden’s robust financial policies led to incredib...
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Hey there, can I talk to you for a second? Is everything all right? Barb said she noticed you were absent from church last week, and I wanted to make sure everything’s okay. I know there were flash floods that weekend, and I heard through the prayer chain that a tree fell on your roof. But you know,...
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