Dave Chappelle Hired By The Daily Wire
NASHVILLE, TN - According to sources, comedian Dave Chappelle was canceled by 30 trans people on Twitter last week, spelling certain death for his career. This week, however, the career of the world-famous comedian is looking bright as he has now been hired by conservative media outlet The Daily Wir...
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WASHINGTON, DC - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki addressed concerns over rising inflation Friday, noting that the impact of rising prices doesn’t matter because there’s nothing left on store shelves to buy.'Rising prices would definitely be a problem if there were things like food, clothing, o...
Psaki Points Out That Inflation Doesn't Matter Since There Are No Goods To Purchase Anyway
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has formulated a brilliant new plan to pay for Joe Biden's 'Build Back Better' plan, which still needs to be paid for even though Biden said the cost was $0. To accomplish this, she has proposed taxing all coins acquired by U.S. citizens whenever th...
Janet Yellen Proposes Tax On Coins You Acquire In Mario
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dr. Anthony Fauci is embroiled in controversy over his organization reportedly funding an experiment in which dogs had their heads trapped in cages and were eaten by sandflies alive, which we are told is a perfectly normal procedure performed by scientists as well as psychopathic ...
Fauci Hopes His Experiments On Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed On Humanity For Past 18 Months
