BURBANK, CA - The brilliant and courageous writers at DC Comics have announced that Superman is now gay, and his pronouns are they/them as he is also non-binary. Now, instead of Kryptonite, he will be rendered completely powerless by anyone who addresses him using the wrong pronouns. 'I'll finally d...
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U.S. - Katie Couric has admitted to editing an interview with Ruth Bader Ginsburg to remove the part where the late Supreme Court Justice said, 'Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.'The shocking revelation came as Couric admitted to editing out Ginsburg's comments about the police. But this is even...
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BURBANK, CA - DC Comics has announced that Superman's son, named Superman Jr., is gay. In the upcoming series of comics, Superman Jr. will settle down with his partner in Greenwich Village in Metropolis, adopt some cats, and go antiquing on weekends. 'The cool thing about gay Superman's weekend shop...
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U.S. - Spirit Halloween has opened up thousands of new venues on the empty grocery store shelves across the country, sources confirmed Friday. The pop-up Halloween stores showed up overnight, hanging banners along bread aisles, toilet paper aisles, meat aisles, and shelves previously home to all kin...
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U.S. - Katie Couric has admitted to editing an interview with Ruth Bader Ginsburg to remove the part where the late Supreme Court Justice said, 'Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.'The shocking revelation came as Couric admitted to editing out Ginsburg's comments about the police. But this is even...
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BURBANK, CA - DC Comics has announced that Superman's son, named Superman Jr., is gay. In the upcoming series of comics, Superman Jr. will settle down with his partner in Greenwich Village in Metropolis, adopt some cats, and go antiquing on weekends. 'The cool thing about gay Superman's weekend shop...
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U.S. - Spirit Halloween has opened up thousands of new venues on the empty grocery store shelves across the country, sources confirmed Friday. The pop-up Halloween stores showed up overnight, hanging banners along bread aisles, toilet paper aisles, meat aisles, and shelves previously home to all kin...
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