Backed-Up Cargo Ships Positioned To Spell Out ‘Let’s Go Brandon’
PACIFIC OCEAN - With a tremendous backlog at Long Beach and dozens of cargo ships helplessly stranded in the ocean waiting to be unloaded, the bored crews have arranged their ships to form the words of the patriotic cheer taking the world by storm: 'Let's Go Brandon.' 'Yeah, let's go Brandon!' said ...
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U.S. - Remember super-Christian and football/baseball player Tim Tebow? The guy who took a knee before it was cool? Well, Tebow is now officially the only member of the NFL. The bold change for the league occurred after officials decided that everyone who had ever said a bad word would be removed fr...
NFL Removes All Coaches, Players, Fans Who Have Ever Said A Bad Word, Only Tim Tebow Remains
ASHEVILLE, NC - An elite platoon of airborne IRS agents parachuted into the Smithson’s backyard during little Sally’s 7th birthday party to enforce new requirements to track any financial transactions greater than $600.Agents immediately secured the party area by puncturing the bounce castle and fle...
IRS Agents Bust 7-Year-Old For Getting More Than $600 Worth Of Birthday Presents
BURBANK, CA - DC Comics recently announced on National Coming Out Day that the next iteration of Batman's faithful sidekick and boy wonder Robin will be coming out as a straight, cis-male fundamentalist Christian.'We always knew Robin was gay,' said writer Tom Taylor. 'In fact, it's apparent that pr...
For Sake Of Diversity, DC Introduces Straight Christian Robin
