NFL Removes All Coaches, Players, Fans Who Have Ever Said A Bad Word, Only Tim Tebow Remains
U.S. - Remember super-Christian and football/baseball player Tim Tebow? The guy who took a knee before it was cool? Well, Tebow is now officially the only member of the NFL. The bold change for the league occurred after officials decided that everyone who had ever said a bad word would be removed fr...
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ASHEVILLE, NC - An elite platoon of airborne IRS agents parachuted into the Smithson’s backyard during little Sally’s 7th birthday party to enforce new requirements to track any financial transactions greater than $600.Agents immediately secured the party area by puncturing the bounce castle and fle...
IRS Agents Bust 7-Year-Old For Getting More Than $600 Worth Of Birthday Presents
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For Sake Of Diversity, DC Introduces Straight Christian Robin
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