ASHEVILLE, NC - An elite platoon of airborne IRS agents parachuted into the Smithson’s backyard during little Sally’s 7th birthday party to enforce new requirements to track any financial transactions greater than $600.Agents immediately secured the party area by puncturing the bounce castle and fle...
babylonbee.com
Get replies from creators like The Babylon Bee
BURBANK, CA - DC Comics recently announced on National Coming Out Day that the next iteration of Batman's faithful sidekick and boy wonder Robin will be coming out as a straight, cis-male fundamentalist Christian.'We always knew Robin was gay,' said writer Tom Taylor. 'In fact, it's apparent that pr...
babylonbee.com
On Wednesday, William Shatner, the beloved Boston Legal actor famous for portraying attorney Denny Crane, traveled to space.Shatner was one of four people aboard Jeff Bezos’s cucumber-shaped Blue Origin rocket as it soared to the edge of the atmosphere, offering breathtaking views and a few minutes ...
babylonbee.com
SEOUL - The next season of Squid Game is in the works, and writers are upping the excitement. While the first season had a creepy little girl robot that would detect if you moved during 'Red Light Green Light' so you could be shot, the new season will replace her with a giant Dr. Fauci robot who wil...
babylonbee.com
BURBANK, CA - DC Comics recently announced on National Coming Out Day that the next iteration of Batman's faithful sidekick and boy wonder Robin will be coming out as a straight, cis-male fundamentalist Christian.'We always knew Robin was gay,' said writer Tom Taylor. 'In fact, it's apparent that pr...
babylonbee.com
On Wednesday, William Shatner, the beloved Boston Legal actor famous for portraying attorney Denny Crane, traveled to space.Shatner was one of four people aboard Jeff Bezos’s cucumber-shaped Blue Origin rocket as it soared to the edge of the atmosphere, offering breathtaking views and a few minutes ...
babylonbee.com
SEOUL - The next season of Squid Game is in the works, and writers are upping the excitement. While the first season had a creepy little girl robot that would detect if you moved during 'Red Light Green Light' so you could be shot, the new season will replace her with a giant Dr. Fauci robot who wil...
babylonbee.com