It is now Halloween season, so as parents you must be on alert for threats to your children. This year, make sure to carefully check your kids’ candy before they eat it, being especially on the lookout for vaccination needles.The COVID-19 vaccine has not been approved for children, but some deranged...
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LOS ANGELES, CA - After a judge ended her conservatorship, Britney Spears is free to leave her home and walk freely in California for the first time in 12 years. Unfortunately, she had no idea that California has become a post-apocalyptic dystopia.'Wha... what happened here?' stuttered Britney as sh...
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NEW YORK, NY - Tabloids have swooped in hoping to score an interview with Eliazbeth Huntley, a Bronx woman who yesterday made waves after claiming to have somehow never been sexually harrassed by either Andrew or Chris Cuomo.'For years I have been keeping this to myself, but seeing so many brave wom...
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U.S. - With more and more people either vaccinated or already recovered from COVID, many think things could go back to normal. This proposition is scaring many on the Far-Left.'We don’t want normal,' said activist Earnest Greer. 'We want radical change. What if everything goes back to the way it was...
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LOS ANGELES, CA - After a judge ended her conservatorship, Britney Spears is free to leave her home and walk freely in California for the first time in 12 years. Unfortunately, she had no idea that California has become a post-apocalyptic dystopia.'Wha... what happened here?' stuttered Britney as sh...
babylonbee.com
NEW YORK, NY - Tabloids have swooped in hoping to score an interview with Eliazbeth Huntley, a Bronx woman who yesterday made waves after claiming to have somehow never been sexually harrassed by either Andrew or Chris Cuomo.'For years I have been keeping this to myself, but seeing so many brave wom...
babylonbee.com
U.S. - With more and more people either vaccinated or already recovered from COVID, many think things could go back to normal. This proposition is scaring many on the Far-Left.'We don’t want normal,' said activist Earnest Greer. 'We want radical change. What if everything goes back to the way it was...
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