Jussie Smollett Disguises Self As Larry Elder So People Will Commit Real Hate Crimes Against Him
CHICAGO, IL - After watching Larry Elder on the receiving end of racist hate crime attacks in California, a very jealous Jussie Smollett disguised himself as the California candidate for Governor in hopes that people will commit some real hate crimes against him as well. 'I hope this works,' said Sm...
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U.S. - More domesticated birds, known for being emotionally fragile and fussy, are raising their standards and refusing to crap on low-quality newspapers such as The New York Times. 'Yeah, I'm gonna need a classier paper than that to do my business on,' said Penny, a blue and gold macaw from Califor...
'Even We Have Standards': More Birds Refusing To Crap On New York Times
U.S. - The party that believes they are on the right side of history on every question of politics and morality also shares their position on abortion with North Korea, Harvey Weinstein, and the Chuch of Satan, sources confirmed Wednesday.'We believe all the right things and are morally upstanding u...
'We're On The Right Side Of History', Says Party Whose Abortion Position Is Endorsed By North Korea, Harvey Weinstein, Church Of Satan
U.S. - After Mayor Ted Wheeler of Portland announced a trade and travel ban against Texas due to their ban on abortion, several more states across the country are racing to enact their own abortion bans so that Portland will ban travel to their states as well.'I'm like, 'whatever' on abortion,' said...
More States Pass Abortion Laws In Hopes Of Triggering Travel Ban From Portland
