Immune System Criticized As Anti-Science
ATLANTA, GA - The CDC has issued new guidelines that specifically call out anyone relying on a functioning immune system as being anti-science. 'Does a ‘complex network of cells, and proteins that defends the body against infection’ sound scientific to you? Didn’t think so,' said CDC spokesman Jonat...
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AUSTIN, TX - After the Supreme Court declined to block the new Texas heartbeat law, feminists have been in a complete panic trying to figure out what one does with babies other than killing them. 'They don’t teach any of this in feminist class,' said one frantic feminist.Babies have long been the mo...
Feminists In Texas Frantically Research What People Do With Babies Other Than Killing Them
SACRAMENTO, CA - According to sources, Biden is decisively responding to various disasters and crises around the world by sending Kamala Harris to California to campaign for Gavin Newsom. 'Listen, folks - there is no disaster more serious than Larry Elder winning governor of California,' said Biden....
Gavin Newsom Begs Kamala Harris Not To Campaign For Him
Republican Senator Has ANGRY MELTDOWN About Afghanistan This conservative Senator is furious at Joe Biden over Afghanistan. What’s he gonna do about it? He’s gonna get cheesed off! Watch: https://youtu.be/koc-QmpJJK0
