U.S. - In a disastrous turn of affairs for the push to get more people vaccinated, rates have plummeted after Jennifer Aniston and other celebrities say they won't communicate or hang out with people who aren't vaccinated.Aniston has vowed to block and cease all communication with the unvaccinated, ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Representative Cori Bush has reportedly hired her own army of private mercenaries to go out and arrest anyone who doesn't want to defund the police.She unveiled the black ops military force on the Capitol steps today as she gave an impassioned speech about defunding the police.'If...
MARTON TOWNSHIP, TX, - Ryan Flowers has a problem: he's getting evicted. His evil landlord has asked him to vacate the premises, since he hasn't taken care of one tiny detail in over a year: 'paying rent.'If only there were some way I could go out and exchange my labor or services for money I could ...
YORBA LINDA, CA - Crosspointe Roadse Churche has been reopened for services most of this year. But with the new variant spreading, staffers wanted to make sure their congregation was as protected as possible. So, they've added essential oils to the church's haze machine.Now, as the sanctuary fills w...
