ATLANTA, GA - The CDC has once again changed course, recommending that people wear masks indoors, even those who have received the COVID-19 vaccination. Many people have reacted angrily to this decision - greatly confusing the CDC, which is used to being completely ignored.'This whole pandemic has b...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The American people took to the streets on Friday to call on the Capitol Police to arrest all members of Congress whether they were wearing a mask or not. This surprising development came two days after Nancy Pelosi announced that any House staff or visitors not wearing a mask wou...
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MACUNGIE, PA - In a rally at the Mack Truck facility in Lehigh Valley this week, President Biden boasted that he made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs back in the days when he was a hard-working interstellar freight driver.'Yeah, these Mack Trucks are impressive, real impressive,' said Biden, ...
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U.S. - In a groundbreaking study of over 328 million statements given by experts over the last 10 years, researchers discovered that 97% of those statements were totally made up.'According to our research, whenever you see the phrase 'experts say' followed by some truth claim, you can be 97% sure th...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The American people took to the streets on Friday to call on the Capitol Police to arrest all members of Congress whether they were wearing a mask or not. This surprising development came two days after Nancy Pelosi announced that any House staff or visitors not wearing a mask wou...
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MACUNGIE, PA - In a rally at the Mack Truck facility in Lehigh Valley this week, President Biden boasted that he made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs back in the days when he was a hard-working interstellar freight driver.'Yeah, these Mack Trucks are impressive, real impressive,' said Biden, ...
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U.S. - In a groundbreaking study of over 328 million statements given by experts over the last 10 years, researchers discovered that 97% of those statements were totally made up.'According to our research, whenever you see the phrase 'experts say' followed by some truth claim, you can be 97% sure th...
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