NEW YORK, NY - As the new Delta variant continues to wreak havoc in the U.S., a spokesman for drugmaker Pfizer admitted today that the true COVID vaccine isn’t what was injected into our bodies, but rather the friends we made along the way. 'The key to defeating COVID was inside of us this whole tim...
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - Sony Pictures has released a trailer for Ghostbusters: Afterlife, a new Ghostbusters movie that follows the story of the original two. Response to the trailer has been cautious after the disastrous previous attempt to reboot the franchise in 2016. Sony Pictures vows this movie will b...
U.S. - The latest retro-styled reboot of Oregon Trail will have you try to survive as you trek through a dangerous land filled with hazards and hostile natives: not the American West, but rather, modern-day Portland, Oregon.'Load up yer wagons and see if ya can make it through this deadly wasteland!...
HEAVEN - A spokesperson for heaven confirmed today that church nursery workers will all be awarded a complimentary 'FastPass' once they arrive at the pearly gates.The complimentary FastPass will let them bypass the line outside the pearly gates as well as get on all rides and attractions ahead of ev...
