To Defeat Delta Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn't Work The First Time
U.S. - To defeat the massive, scary, definitely world-ending wave of COVID being driven by the delta variant of the deadly, frightening disease you should remain afraid of for the rest of your life, experts are recommending we try all the things that didn't work the first time.From wearing masks and...
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U.S. - Experts are warning of yet another new problem facing the nation: They’ve spotted a new, more dangerous freedom variant spreading among the populace. This freedom is so virulent that people infected by it feel they can ignore government edicts about masks and lockdowns.'Usually, the freedom w...
Dangerous New Freedom Variant Causing People To Ignore Government And Live Their Lives
U.S. - The new unemployment numbers are out, and they're pretty discouraging: among ethnic mascots of baseball teams and corporate brands, unemployment has skyrocketed 800% in the past year.'These are troubling signs for the BIPOC mascot community,' said leading economist Dr. Matais Zendejas. 'We ha...
Unemployment Up 800% Among Ethnic Mascots
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations has announced that it has uncovered a group planning to hatch terror plots all across the country. In a shocking twist, the organization is headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.The group was uncovered aft...
FBI Discovers Building Full Of Dangerous Extremists Organizing Acts Of Terror Across Country
