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Jul 23 2021 · 8:39 PM
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Unemployment Up 800% Among Ethnic Mascots

U.S. - The new unemployment numbers are out, and they're pretty discouraging: among ethnic mascots of baseball teams and corporate brands, unemployment has skyrocketed 800% in the past year.'These are troubling signs for the BIPOC mascot community,' said leading economist Dr. Matais Zendejas. 'We ha...

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