U.S. - The new unemployment numbers are out, and they're pretty discouraging: among ethnic mascots of baseball teams and corporate brands, unemployment has skyrocketed 800% in the past year.'These are troubling signs for the BIPOC mascot community,' said leading economist Dr. Matais Zendejas. 'We ha...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations has announced that it has uncovered a group planning to hatch terror plots all across the country. In a shocking twist, the organization is headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.The group was uncovered aft...
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TITAN - Some surprising information has come out about Thanos’s scheme to obtain the six Infinity Stones and kill half of all life in the universe: The FBI initiated the plot.'We had suspected Thanos might one day be a threat, but we didn’t have anything on him,' explained FBI spokesman Matt Hollowa...
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CINCINNATI, OH - As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.The PSA, which ran over an hour, showed tragic footage of an old man ranting and making non...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Bureau of Investigations has announced that it has uncovered a group planning to hatch terror plots all across the country. In a shocking twist, the organization is headquartered right in Washington, D.C., at the J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.The group was uncovered aft...
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TITAN - Some surprising information has come out about Thanos’s scheme to obtain the six Infinity Stones and kill half of all life in the universe: The FBI initiated the plot.'We had suspected Thanos might one day be a threat, but we didn’t have anything on him,' explained FBI spokesman Matt Hollowa...
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CINCINNATI, OH - As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.The PSA, which ran over an hour, showed tragic footage of an old man ranting and making non...
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