Report: FBI Helped Thanos Get Six Infinity Stones In Attempt To Bust Him On Plot To Kill Half The Universe
TITAN - Some surprising information has come out about Thanos’s scheme to obtain the six Infinity Stones and kill half of all life in the universe: The FBI initiated the plot.'We had suspected Thanos might one day be a threat, but we didn’t have anything on him,' explained FBI spokesman Matt Hollowa...
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CINCINNATI, OH - As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.The PSA, which ran over an hour, showed tragic footage of an old man ranting and making non...
CNN Airs Hour-Long PSA On Warning Signs Of Dementia
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the earth-shattering success of Olivia Rodrigo's White House vaccine promotion, Biden has announced he will be inviting teen pop sensation and performer of 'MMMBop', Hanson.'I'll tell you what, those three young ladies with the long hair might be even prettier than that Oliv...
To Get Kids Interested In The Vaccine, Biden Holds Photo Op With Teen Pop Sensation Hanson
NEW YORK, NY - Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist, is always talking about the evils of capitalism. Now tragedy has struck her with what she sees as a clear failure of that economic system: She has accidentally super-glued her face to her coffee table.'See what c...
AOC Says How She Accidentally Glued Her Face To Her Coffee Table Is A Clear Failure Of Capitalism
