Inspiring: US Women's Soccer Team To Boycott Scoring Goals Until Racism Is Defeated
TOKYO - People were stunned after the U.S. women's soccer team lost to Sweden in the Olympics this week by a score of 3-0 - until the team revealed they are boycotting scoring any goals until racism is defeated.'Yeah, we didn't score any goals against Sweden last night, but that was totally on purpo...
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HOUSTON, TX - Portfolio diversification: It’s a basic principle of investing. Unfortunately, many Christians believe they’re supposed to put all their treasure in Heaven, which simply is not smart investing. Pastor Joel Osteen, though, is promoting a stronger portfolio.'Treasure in Heaven is pretty ...
Joel Osteen Decides To Diversify His Portfolio And Not Invest All His Treasure In Heaven
ATLANTA, GA - CNN has unveiled an exciting new subscription service, CNN+, that blocks all CNN programming from view for the low, low price of $15 per month. The move is expected to save CNN from bankruptcy, as the highly anticipated feature already has millions of sign-ups. Many thought CNN would n...
CNN Introduces Premium Subscription Service That Blocks All CNN Programming From View
WASHINGTON, D.C. - During an explosive Senate hearing this week, Senator and trusted medical doctor Rand Paul argued with Anthony Fauci - a dangerous conspiracy theorist who thinks vaccines don't work and that the government is not funding the creation of medical abominations in secret labs.'You are...
Debate Erupts Between Trusted Medical Doctor And Dr. Fauci
