WASHINGTON, D.C. - During an explosive Senate hearing this week, Senator and trusted medical doctor Rand Paul argued with Anthony Fauci - a dangerous conspiracy theorist who thinks vaccines don't work and that the government is not funding the creation of medical abominations in secret labs.'You are...
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U.S. - Forlorn Amazon warehouse workers returned to their shifts after enjoying a ten-minute break for the first time in their entire employment today as Bezos rocket disappointingly returned to earth.The hopeful workers had gathered around televisions in break rooms, saying their prayers and watchi...
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PI RAMESSE - In a press conference today, the divine ruler of Egypt confirmed what many feared: the locusts and the Nile River turning to blood - plagues that have tormented the nation for several weeks - are likely the result of climate change. 'My astrologers and magicians have confirmed it,' said...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After calling out Facebook for killing billions of people with misinformation, President Biden then turned his sights on MySpace, and its genocidal founder Tom. 'I am hereby issuing an executive order to immediately arrest Tom from MySpace for crimes against humanity,' said Biden ...
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U.S. - Forlorn Amazon warehouse workers returned to their shifts after enjoying a ten-minute break for the first time in their entire employment today as Bezos rocket disappointingly returned to earth.The hopeful workers had gathered around televisions in break rooms, saying their prayers and watchi...
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PI RAMESSE - In a press conference today, the divine ruler of Egypt confirmed what many feared: the locusts and the Nile River turning to blood - plagues that have tormented the nation for several weeks - are likely the result of climate change. 'My astrologers and magicians have confirmed it,' said...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After calling out Facebook for killing billions of people with misinformation, President Biden then turned his sights on MySpace, and its genocidal founder Tom. 'I am hereby issuing an executive order to immediately arrest Tom from MySpace for crimes against humanity,' said Biden ...
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