U.S. - As Cubans cry for 'freedom' - a common refrain of right-wing radicals - Democrats are starting to worry that this dangerous movement could gain momentum in the U.S.'These Cubans - or Q-bans as I call them - have obviously been influenced by some radical Trump-type figure,' said California Go...
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MIAMI, FL - While on his way to a summer sociology course at the University of Miami, local college freshman Eddard Pollyton noticed a Cuban American man sitting on a bench. He took the time to lecture the man, who had escaped socialism on a raft when he was young, on why socialism is actually good ...
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PORTLAND, OR - During a conversation at work Monday, local woman Reighnye Leighton argued that the government should just mandate that everyone get vaccinated. She made this argument as she wore her favorite, well-worn 'My Body, My Choice' T-shirt.'Vaccines should be mandatory,' said the woman who g...
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HAVANA - One of America's richest socialists, Bernie Sanders, arrived in Havana today after learning there was an uprising against the Communist regime. While many have been voicing their support for the protesters fighting for freedom, Sanders instead tried to quell the protests, informing the demo...
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MIAMI, FL - While on his way to a summer sociology course at the University of Miami, local college freshman Eddard Pollyton noticed a Cuban American man sitting on a bench. He took the time to lecture the man, who had escaped socialism on a raft when he was young, on why socialism is actually good ...
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PORTLAND, OR - During a conversation at work Monday, local woman Reighnye Leighton argued that the government should just mandate that everyone get vaccinated. She made this argument as she wore her favorite, well-worn 'My Body, My Choice' T-shirt.'Vaccines should be mandatory,' said the woman who g...
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HAVANA - One of America's richest socialists, Bernie Sanders, arrived in Havana today after learning there was an uprising against the Communist regime. While many have been voicing their support for the protesters fighting for freedom, Sanders instead tried to quell the protests, informing the demo...
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