'You Just Don't Understand Socialism Like I Do,' Says College Freshman To Man Who Escaped Socialism On A Raft
MIAMI, FL - While on his way to a summer sociology course at the University of Miami, local college freshman Eddard Pollyton noticed a Cuban American man sitting on a bench. He took the time to lecture the man, who had escaped socialism on a raft when he was young, on why socialism is actually good ...
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PORTLAND, OR - During a conversation at work Monday, local woman Reighnye Leighton argued that the government should just mandate that everyone get vaccinated. She made this argument as she wore her favorite, well-worn 'My Body, My Choice' T-shirt.'Vaccines should be mandatory,' said the woman who g...
'Vaccines Should Be Mandatory,' Says Woman Wearing My Body, My Choice T-Shirt
HAVANA - One of America's richest socialists, Bernie Sanders, arrived in Havana today after learning there was an uprising against the Communist regime. While many have been voicing their support for the protesters fighting for freedom, Sanders instead tried to quell the protests, informing the demo...
Bernie Sanders Heads To Cuba To Tell Protesters To Be More Grateful For Their Excellent Social Programs
U.S. - Popular plumbing and bath products manufacturer Kohler Co. has introduced a new shower tap that gets the water hot enough to literally melt the flesh from your bones. Known as the 'wife' setting, the shower gets up to 800 degrees Fahrenheit, enough to make men literally melt where they stand,...
New Shower Has Extra-Hot 'Wife' Temperature Setting That Will Literally Melt The Flesh From Your Bones
