Frustrated Women Demand Trans Women In Public Restrooms Stop Leaving The Toilet Seat Up
U.S. - With more and more public bathroom facilities now allowing biological men in women's restrooms, women are dealing with the frustrating problem of always walking into a bathroom stall and finding someone has left the toilet seat up. 'We're sick of it!' said one probably transphobic woman. 'We ...
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BISMARCK, ND - In a landmark 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that students who identify as teachers must be granted equal access to the teacher’s lounge. A spokesman for the ACLU lauded the decision, calling it a win for all Americans.The case in question, Thompkins vs. Bismarck Elementary...
Supreme Court Says Students Who Identify As Teachers Must Be Allowed To Use Teacher's Lounge
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Supreme Court Justice Clarance Thomas has issued his long-awaited judicial opinion on whether Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese is the best flavor of Dorito. Experts hope his written opinion may finally bring the age-old debate to rest.'It took me a while to figure this one out,' said a ...
Bloodshot-Eyed Clarence Thomas Shares Judicial Opinion On Nacho Cheese Vs Cool Ranch Doritos
TOKYO - The 2020 Olympic Games will be kicking off next month with the ceremonial lighting of the American flag, a beloved pastime where American athletes who were given every opportunity to succeed get to show how much they hate America.'Before the Games, American athletes will get to show much the...
Olympics To Kick Off With Ceremonial Lighting Of The American Flag
