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Athlete So Oppressed By America That She's Representing America In The Olympics

Athlete So Oppressed By America That She's Representing America In The Olympics

EUGENE, OR - In a move many are hailing as both 'stunning' and 'brave', hammer-throwing athlete Gwen Berry turned her back on the flag as the national anthem played after she qualified to represent America in the Olympics.'America stinks, and it has oppressed me my entire life,' said Berry. 'My qual...

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Jun 28 2021 · 6:12 PM

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