SAN JOSE, CA - Local half-white, half-black man Michael Preston has been ordered to pay himself reparations since half his ancestors were oppressed and half were oppressors.'Wait -- what?' he said after he received a letter from Governor Gavin Newsom's office informing him he owed himself over $25,0...
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U.S. - Experts across the nation are scratching their heads after a series of unearthed text messages showed Joe Biden's son Hunter using racist and sexually charged language. 'We just don't get it,' said one researcher with a puzzled look on his face. 'How could Hunter have ended up like this-- usi...
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BURBANK, CA - Nickelodeon announced today that for Pride Month, Blue's Clues and You will be hosted by Jared Fogle, who is famous for being the Subway spokesperson and maybe some other stuff as well.Fogle will teach kids that 'love is love' and that you're 'born this way' and 'can't control who you ...
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U.S. - Experts across the nation are scratching their heads after a series of unearthed text messages showed Joe Biden's son Hunter using racist and sexually charged language. 'We just don't get it,' said one researcher with a puzzled look on his face. 'How could Hunter have ended up like this-- usi...
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BURBANK, CA - Nickelodeon announced today that for Pride Month, Blue's Clues and You will be hosted by Jared Fogle, who is famous for being the Subway spokesperson and maybe some other stuff as well.Fogle will teach kids that 'love is love' and that you're 'born this way' and 'can't control who you ...
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