Actress Ellie Kemper In Hot Water Again After Photos Emerge Of Her Using Aunt Jemima Syrup
ST. LOUIS, MO - Actress Ellie Kemper is facing scandal once again after photographs emerged of her using Aunt Jemima maple syrup, a product that has troublesome racist ties.According to experts, Aunt Jemima syrup is extremely racist due to the fact that it has the likeness of a smiling black woman o...
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U.S. - God, the creator and ruler of all existence, has once again come under fire, this time for His practice of forgiving all sins. Apparently, God makes no exceptions on the sins he forgives, so that means he also forgives racism, something many modern people find unforgivable.'It really helps pe...
God Condemned For Forgiving Racism
SACRAMENTO, CA - According to sources, California Governor Gavin Newsom was beginning to panic as California’s state of emergency was set to expire on June 15th and, along with it, Newsom’s emergency powers.'Bossing people around with my awesome emergency powers is my only reason for living!' said a...
Governor Gavin Newsom Announces He's Using His Emergency Powers To Wish For More Emergency Powers
WORLD - Prince Harry and Meghan, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have announced the arrival of a beautiful new baby. In the announcement, they described their new baby as 'a beautiful, 7 pound, 11-ounce baby girl who is half-oppressed and half-privileged.'Mother and baby are doing well,' said Prince...
Harry And Meghan Announce Birth Of Beautiful 'Half-Oppressed, Half-Privileged Baby'
