'A Fetus Is Just A Clump Of Cells,' Says Slightly Older, Larger Clump Of Cells
CEDAR HILLS, OR - While discussing the hot-button issue of abortion with a friend over coffee on Friday, local woman Cindy Carson claimed a fetus is just a clump of cells, despite herself being just a slightly older, larger, more organized clump of cells.'A fetus is just, like, a collection of cells...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden has found himself in hot water once again after it was revealed today that he belongs to an organization with roots in racism and white supremacy, the Democratic Party.'We were researching organizations with racist pasts, and this one kept coming up,' said anti-rac...
Bombshell Investigation Reveals Biden Belongs To Organization With White Supremacist Roots
AUSTIN, TX - Straight people have turned out in droves to celebrate Pride Month this year, and for many gay Americans, it's really starting to ruin the vibe.The TV airwaves have sustained a total takeover, as corporations hawking everything from cereal to laundry detergent have invaded the refuge of...
Gay Americans Starting To Wish Straight People Would Chill Out About Pride Month
LOS ANGELES, CA - After yesterday's game against the Phoenix Suns, LeBron James suddenly came out and announced he and the Lakers are both boycotting the playoffs in the name of social justice.'I talked to the guys, and we all agreed: the playoffs are racist and white supremacist, and we won't be go...
LeBron: 'Me And My Team Have Decided To Boycott The Playoffs In The Name Of Social Justice'
