WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a batch of his emails were made public through an FOIA request, a desperate, frantic Dr. Fauci called in an expert technician to make sure no more damaging emails were made public.The technician, renowned Beltway-area email server technician Hilgo Clintmann, arrived in his v...
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BEIJING - There have been reports of a human case of a rare bird flu in China, but Chinese officials have dismissed the report saying it’s impossible for bird flu to be in China as there are no birds there.'It’s absurd to suggest there is bird flu in China because we have gotten rid of all birds,' s...
WADSWORTH, OH - Local couple Cole and Brittany Fisher proudly announced today the arrival of baby Gabe, their long-sought ticket out of every social situation on planet earth.'We are just so, so excited to finally be able to watch Netflix more,' beamed Cole proudly. 'My mom won't stop rambling at di...
U.S. - The CDC is urging American males to remain masked for the rest of their lives due to risks associated with the common man-cold. The agency noted that the man-cold is the root cause of over 600 million sick days each year. Symptoms of the common man-cold include runny nose, sore throat, coughi...
