At China's Instruction, Apple Removes Taiwan From Maps

CUPERTINO, CA - As Apple CEO Tim Cook was hanging out in his office this morning, a red phone rang on his desk: the phone for which only President Xi Jinping has the number. Cook jumped up, dropped his guitar, and answered.'Yes, what is it, Mr. Chairman, sir?' Cook asked. 'Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes, we'll...

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