Newsom Announces Sweepstakes Where 5 Lucky Winners Get To...

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Newsom Announces Sweepstakes Where 5 Lucky Winners Get To Move Out Of California

SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Newsom has announced a lottery sweepstakes where five lucky vaccinated Californians will be allowed to leave California for a better state.Each winner, chosen at random, will get a free U-Haul rental and a nice property in another state of their choice, no questions asked.'...

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