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All Scientists Forced To Retire After Realizing The Science Is Now Settled

WORLD - Thousands of scientists around the world are looking for new work after they realized the science is settled and there was no need for them anymore. 'The science is settled,' said climatologist Blorg Norbergrobben as he hung his head sadly. 'I heard that on CNN. What am I going to do with my...

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Apr 26 2021 · 11:31 PM

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