NASA Frantically Building Real Moon For Elon To Land On
HOUSTON, TX - Now that NASA has awarded Elon Musk's SpaceX the contract to land astronauts on the moon, they are frantically working to build an actual moon for astronauts to land on. 'The moon isn't real,' said one anonymous NASA rep to reporters. 'Oh-- no one told you that? It's a projection in th...
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DECATUR, AL - Meow Mix has always gone by the slogan, 'The brand cats ask for by name.' And it does seem like cats are always crying for Meow Mix, as cats can often be heard wailing, 'Meow!' late into the night. But a new scientific study has shown that the Meow Mix slogan is in fact false advertisi...
Meow Mix Sued For False Advertising After Study Shows Cats Were Just Making Standard Cat Noises And Not Asking For A Particular Brand Of Food
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - In preparation for the results of the Derek Chauvin trial, local business owner Candace Farnsworth has increased her peaceful protest insurance coverage. 'I've been doing business in the city for 32 years,' she said to reporters. 'I fully support BLM and their wonderful peaceful pr...
Minneapolis Business Owner Ups Her Peaceful Protest Insurance
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to sources, former representative Ron Paul was seen disguising the Federal Reserve building as a Nike store in hopes of getting BLM and Antifa rioters to burn the place down.Shortly after the new sign was hung up, witnesses say a large crowd gathered outside to loot the ...
Ron Paul Disguises Federal Reserve As Nike Store In Hopes Rioters Will Burn It Down
