SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY - According to sources, local English major Charlie Miller was able to ace her final exam by simply writing in the word 'racism!' for every answer.'Yeah, I completely forgot to study last night so I figured I would try it,' she said. '90% of my ...
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WALTHAM, MA - Kenny Stone always trusts the science. That’s why, despite getting vaccinated, he’s listening to Dr. Anthony Fauci and the CDC and continuing to wear a mask, even when outside. 'There’s still a risk I could get the virus out there,' said Stone. 'It’s a pretty large number -- like ten m...
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U.S. - To promote more travel as COVID restrictions begin to lift, Airlines such as Delta, United, and Frontier are now offering free trips to Minneapolis for anyone who uses code 'ANTIFA' at check-out. 'This is simply a standard promotion and is in no way related to the trial of evil murderer Derek...
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WALTHAM, MA - Kenny Stone always trusts the science. That’s why, despite getting vaccinated, he’s listening to Dr. Anthony Fauci and the CDC and continuing to wear a mask, even when outside. 'There’s still a risk I could get the virus out there,' said Stone. 'It’s a pretty large number -- like ten m...
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U.S. - To promote more travel as COVID restrictions begin to lift, Airlines such as Delta, United, and Frontier are now offering free trips to Minneapolis for anyone who uses code 'ANTIFA' at check-out. 'This is simply a standard promotion and is in no way related to the trial of evil murderer Derek...
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