'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739
WASHINGTON, D.C. - An intercepted transmission that appears to be from the year 2739 shows footage of Dr. Anthony Fauci -- or rather, just his head, which has been preserved in a jar. In the video from the future, Fauci says it's still not safe to go outside, go to movie theaters, or eat indoors.'Ho...
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U.S. - Media organizations across the country announced today they are relieved to be covering the good kind of riots again, now that people are looting Targets for justice again instead of protesting their government.'It was pretty rough there for a while,' said Rachel Maddow. 'We had to cover the ...
Media Relieved To Be Covering The Good Kind Of Riots Again
Can Catholics Be Pro-Choice?
FLATWOODS, KY - According to sources, local 7-year-old Bella McClusky recently got a brand new toy from her Grandmother. After only 5 minutes of playing with her new toy, she reportedly got bored and elected instead to watch other people play with the exact same toy on YouTube. 'I don't get it,' sai...
Kid Abandons Her Toys To Watch Other Kids Play With The Same Toys On YouTube
