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'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739

WASHINGTON, D.C. - An intercepted transmission that appears to be from the year 2739 shows footage of Dr. Anthony Fauci -- or rather, just his head, which has been preserved in a jar. In the video from the future, Fauci says it's still not safe to go outside, go to movie theaters, or eat indoors.'Ho...

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Apr 12 2021 · 7:22 PM
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