'60 Minutes' Rebrands As '6 Minutes' Due To Deceptive Editing Practices
NEW YORK, NY - Popular investigative news program 60 Minutes is getting a rebrand, launching anew as 6 Minutes to more accurately describe the program's deceptive editing practices.'Our new, improved show will edit out 54 minutes of real footage to only show you 6 minutes of deceptively edited foota...
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Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)Directed by Adam Wingard Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller PG-13 1h 53mGodzilla Vs. Kong roared into theaters this past weekend as the long-awaited match-up between the two legendary beasts. The film had lizard-punching action and jaw-dropping spectacle to spare, but it left me won...
Review: 'Godzilla Vs. Kong' Is Fun -- But What Does It Do For Minorities, Immigrants, And The LGBTQ+ Community?
ATLANTA, GA - Spokespeople for Major League Baseball announced today that the All-Star Game this summer will be moved from Atlanta, due to its egregious voting laws, to a Uyghur prison camp yard, where there aren't any bad voting laws at all.The game will be held in the spacious prison yard, which f...
All-Star Game Moved From Atlanta To Uyghur Prison Camp Yard
ATLANTA, GA - In a surprise announcement today, the CDC revised its guidelines on social distancing. Vaccinated people can now ignore social distancing if needed in order to punch an unvaccinated person in the face.'We highly encourage punching as many unvaccinated people in the face as possible,' s...
CDC Says Vaccinated People Can Now Punch Unvaccinated People In The Face
