In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas
LACKLAND AFB, TX - Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the first time, the military-- which has always favored German Shepherds in the past-- will admit other breeds such as Chihua...
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U.S. - After carefully reviewing the massive success of the War on Drugs, Democrats have suggested applying this same strategy to eradicating guns. 'We believe the time to act is now. So today we are launching the War On Guns,' said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. 'History has shown over and over...
Following Massive Success Of The War On Drugs, Democrats Propose Same Approach For Guns
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Standing before a massive crowd of cardboard cutouts of Jim Acosta, Jim Acosta humbly accepted ‘The Jim Acosta Award For Courageous And Handsome Journalism’ from himself.The award ceremony lasted over thirty minutes due to the multiple components of the award Jim Acosta accepted f...
Jim Acosta Awards Self ‘The Jim Acosta Award For Courageous And Handsome Journalism’
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - 'Bricks, get yer bricks here, 2 for 10, 2 for 10!' cries John Braxton, 42, as he mills through a Minneapolis crowd gathered outside a courthouse. 'Fine bricks, get yer fine bricks here!'Braxton, like dozens of other concession vendors, down on their luck after a year of low-attenda...
Vendors Selling Bricks, Molotovs Outside Derek Chauvin Trial
