U.S. - Dozens of 15-year-old boys' soccer teams across the country have demanded equal pay to the women's national team, since they are competitive with the women and even beat them from time to time.'It's only fair,' said high-schooler Aiden Benton. 'This is a clear case of sexism and age discrimin...
babylonbee.com
U.S. - Service stations across the country have begun widening their signs in preparation for higher gas prices, sources confirmed Thursday.The wider signs allow for prices up to eight digits long, 'an absolute necessity' for the Biden presidency, according to local fuel station franchise owners.'We...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Joe Biden yesterday said that women can do everything men do exactly the same or even better. And now, the (former) president is putting his money where his mouth is by stepping aside in favor of female VP Kamala Harris.Many had called Biden out for his controversial statement, po...
babylonbee.com
U.S. - American voters expressed concern for President Biden's health this week after a viral video showed him tumbling down the stairs, off a cliff, and into a pit full of alligators.'Woah-- these stairs weren't here before! Wooahhh!' exclaimed Biden before tumbling for several minutes across the g...
babylonbee.com
U.S. - Service stations across the country have begun widening their signs in preparation for higher gas prices, sources confirmed Thursday.The wider signs allow for prices up to eight digits long, 'an absolute necessity' for the Biden presidency, according to local fuel station franchise owners.'We...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Joe Biden yesterday said that women can do everything men do exactly the same or even better. And now, the (former) president is putting his money where his mouth is by stepping aside in favor of female VP Kamala Harris.Many had called Biden out for his controversial statement, po...
babylonbee.com
U.S. - American voters expressed concern for President Biden's health this week after a viral video showed him tumbling down the stairs, off a cliff, and into a pit full of alligators.'Woah-- these stairs weren't here before! Wooahhh!' exclaimed Biden before tumbling for several minutes across the g...
babylonbee.com