Gone But Not Forgotten: Remembering Those Lost In This Past Year
It's been a tough year. We've lost many of the greats! It's important to reflect on alll the good times we got to have with our loved ones, though. So let's sit back and pour out a non-alcoholic beverage of your choice for the homies, as we take a journey back over the past year and remember those w...
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Millennials are getting to be in their 30s and 40s, so it's time for them to start thinking about moving out of their parents' houses. A few years after that, they may start looking to have kids. We've got the perfect name for your kids, millennials, based on the hottest trends among millennial chil...
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ALBANY, NY - Governor Andrew Cuomo has found himself in the middle of a sex scandal. When he found himself in hot water last year, though, for killing a bunch of seniors, he released a book about it. So, he called up his literary agent and quickly got a book proposal together. He landed a cool seven...
Governor Cuomo Capitalizes On Sex Scandal With New Romance Novel
AUSTIN, TX - As Texas removed its mask mandate this week, many progressives were shocked to learn that they could still wear masks. Having been led to believe that the end of the mask mandate would mean all masks everywhere would disappear like all those people in Infinity War, he was surprised to f...
Progressive Surprised To Learn He Can Still Wear Mask Even Without Government Forcing Him To
