DERRY, ME - Pennywise the Clown has a public image issue. It turns out a lot of people have a negative view of stealing kids and keeping them in the sewer and also eating them. But Pennywise hired a PR rep, who had previously worked with the Biden administration, and the public image professional wa...
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SIMI VALLEY, CA - After years of following Jesus with virtually nothing to lose and no societal pressure pushing against him, local American Christian man Jacob Mallory was disappointed to discover that following Christ may very soon actually cost him something.As Mallory saw more and more Christian...
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SPRINGFIELD, IL - An Illinois legislator has proposed a bill that would ban Minecraft after a concerning recent rise in kids punching trees to acquire wood.Influenced by evil, violent video games, kids all across the nation have begun running around their local parks and forests to punch trees, hopi...
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ATLANTA, GA - Coca-Cola held training last week telling its polar bear mascots to be less white, sources within the company confirmed Thursday.A leaked slideshow trains the polar bears to stop being so white and to be more like black and brown bears.'You must all be less white,' said the diversity t...
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SIMI VALLEY, CA - After years of following Jesus with virtually nothing to lose and no societal pressure pushing against him, local American Christian man Jacob Mallory was disappointed to discover that following Christ may very soon actually cost him something.As Mallory saw more and more Christian...
babylonbee.com
SPRINGFIELD, IL - An Illinois legislator has proposed a bill that would ban Minecraft after a concerning recent rise in kids punching trees to acquire wood.Influenced by evil, violent video games, kids all across the nation have begun running around their local parks and forests to punch trees, hopi...
babylonbee.com
ATLANTA, GA - Coca-Cola held training last week telling its polar bear mascots to be less white, sources within the company confirmed Thursday.A leaked slideshow trains the polar bears to stop being so white and to be more like black and brown bears.'You must all be less white,' said the diversity t...
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