Pennywise The Clown Rebrands Underground Sewer Lair As 'Overflow Facility For Unaccompanied Minors'

DERRY, ME - Pennywise the Clown has a public image issue. It turns out a lot of people have a negative view of stealing kids and keeping them in the sewer and also eating them. But Pennywise hired a PR rep, who had previously worked with the Biden administration, and the public image professional wa...

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